The Weirdo..

The following brief abstract is written by Duckass, which gives a perfect description of a particular weirdo. No prizes for guessing correctly who this weirdo is.

"This weirdo is a creature of habit, powered by a clockwork mechanism. everything she does has to be in accordance to her ever irritating schedule. any diversion n she becomes terribly annoyed. try sitting next to her in the car n giving her the wrong directions. she'll freak out n start screaming her head off at u... but glad to say i'm beginning to attain immunity.. haha... this weirdo possesses a laughter that is more infectious than sars. she laughs at the slightest thing n cant stop altho its not funny. she can make someone as sane as me laugh till i have to gasp for breath. esp when relating her mother's comical actions.. this weirdo is a fan of korean drama.. she adores watching those lovey-dovey tear jerking romance shows. she's so mad about it that she is prepared to pay much more just to get a packaging that she likes.. n she claims that she resembles this korean actress.. which i still fail to agree...however, due to her clockwork mechanism as mentioned earlier, she only allows herself to watch a maximum of about 4 discs a day, depending on the length of each episode...this weirdo is also the person who doubles as my consultant. esp when we go shopping. cos i cant seem to make up my mind. she's also my nonsense absorber, never failing to kick me back to reality when i indulge in my unrealistic fantasies.. and also my informer, bcos i'm just too lazy to check things out for myself.. oh yes, and my saviour, always providing me with info on what will happen to me whenever i was caught flouting the traffic rules... and much much more..during this 10 years, we have irritated each other immensely n i'm still trying to figure out who is the more irritating one.. well, this weirdo is XXX, my friend of 10 years, since the "tabbymohan" days in secondary school. "