Bloody Cat..
I was in for a rude shock a couple of hours ago. I was greeted by my neighbour's bloody cat which almost pounced onto me the moment I stepped into MY house. The bloody cat has been entering in and out of my house more than a couple of times. I forgave it and it's owner when it was loitering in my garden. But there's no way I can tolerate a bloody cat strolling into my house, climbing up the stairs and entering our rooms. God knows what it does after that.
I'm absolutely freaked out. Not because the bloody cat scared the wits out of me but more due to hygiene reasons. That bloody cat's frequent hideout is the filthy drains. God knows what infectious diseases or germs it's carrying with it. The bloody cat has been walking into my garden countless of time. I can bear with that. But there's absolutely no way I can tolerate the following: Bolding strolling into my house when I'm reading the newspapers (that bloody cat obviously underestimated my detective powers), climbing onto my mango tree and then jumping onto the top of my car (haven't checked if there are any claw marks left on my car), walking into my brother's room and then lying itself comfortably at the balcony and lastly, hiding at the stairs and trying to pounce onto me.
Just now's incident was the last straw. I walked over to the opposite house and rang the doorbell. The only person at home was the old grandfather. Trying to keep my temper in check, I told him nicely in Mandarin to either tie his bloody cat or watch it properly. I explained to him that his bloody cat has been walking in and out of my house. That old man responded by giving my hand gestures, basically telling me to just shoo the cat. Hello. You think I'm at home 24hours a day to check if your bloody cat has strolled into my house. Anyway, again controlling my temper, I told him that it's alright if his bloody cat just loiters in my garden. But I cannot take the fact that the bloody cat walks in and out of MY house and almost giving me a heart attack. After a while, I figured out that it's pointless telling him too much because I suspect he didn't really understand me. I ended off with telling him to look after his bloody cat. I think I even said "thank you" before leaving. Just didn't want to make things awkward as we are neighbours after all. But I just felt I had to tell them how I felt as it's unfair that I've to suffer in silence just because of their bloody cat.
Anyway I doubt that that family will take any action to prevent their bloddy cat from loitering into other people's houses. After all, that family has been notorious for being barbaric and inconsiderate. They wouldn't care less if their bloody cat causes inconvenience to others. I think I'll heed Duckass' advice: get the 'cat' power and sprinkle it onto the driveway. I dare that bloody cat to step into the boundaries of my territory ever again.
I LOATHE cats.
I'm absolutely freaked out. Not because the bloody cat scared the wits out of me but more due to hygiene reasons. That bloody cat's frequent hideout is the filthy drains. God knows what infectious diseases or germs it's carrying with it. The bloody cat has been walking into my garden countless of time. I can bear with that. But there's absolutely no way I can tolerate the following: Bolding strolling into my house when I'm reading the newspapers (that bloody cat obviously underestimated my detective powers), climbing onto my mango tree and then jumping onto the top of my car (haven't checked if there are any claw marks left on my car), walking into my brother's room and then lying itself comfortably at the balcony and lastly, hiding at the stairs and trying to pounce onto me.
Just now's incident was the last straw. I walked over to the opposite house and rang the doorbell. The only person at home was the old grandfather. Trying to keep my temper in check, I told him nicely in Mandarin to either tie his bloody cat or watch it properly. I explained to him that his bloody cat has been walking in and out of my house. That old man responded by giving my hand gestures, basically telling me to just shoo the cat. Hello. You think I'm at home 24hours a day to check if your bloody cat has strolled into my house. Anyway, again controlling my temper, I told him that it's alright if his bloody cat just loiters in my garden. But I cannot take the fact that the bloody cat walks in and out of MY house and almost giving me a heart attack. After a while, I figured out that it's pointless telling him too much because I suspect he didn't really understand me. I ended off with telling him to look after his bloody cat. I think I even said "thank you" before leaving. Just didn't want to make things awkward as we are neighbours after all. But I just felt I had to tell them how I felt as it's unfair that I've to suffer in silence just because of their bloody cat.
Anyway I doubt that that family will take any action to prevent their bloddy cat from loitering into other people's houses. After all, that family has been notorious for being barbaric and inconsiderate. They wouldn't care less if their bloody cat causes inconvenience to others. I think I'll heed Duckass' advice: get the 'cat' power and sprinkle it onto the driveway. I dare that bloody cat to step into the boundaries of my territory ever again.
I LOATHE cats.
posted by The Aspiring Chef @ 6:03 PM
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